Made in Japan: Better Living Through Technology

Not that I expect hand-crafted, exquisite sushi when a conveyor belt delivers my food at Blue C Sushi in U-Village, but the SUSHI BALL MACHINE???? It's the OC of sushi: pleasantly uniform, conformist and cost-effectively boring. The sushi Masters from Japan, the true purists devoted to the art, must be saddened at the mockery that is the Sushi Ball Machine. The irony, of course, lies in the fact that this Master of Efficiency is the brainchild of some sushi-Master's cousin in Japan.